I want to crawl under a rock for 6 days

The next time I hear alrounder complain about a bad beat in a freeroll I’m going to punch him in the throat and show him what a bad beat is (Editor Note: There will be no throat punching). I just got through playing the Sunday $20,000 guaranteed (second chance) on Carbon Poker. This is only the third time I’ve forked over the $60 entry fee and that’s only because 10 minutes before it started I won 2 $20 heads up matches. So I ended up only paying $20 to play. On about the third hand I flop a set and put out queen high. (what the @#$% he’s thinking I don’t know). I didn’t really play the next 40 or 50 hands until I have KJs and raise 3x after a guy had limped which he had done the previous 100 hands or something like that. The flop comes 2 2 K. The donkey check raises me all n. I call and have him dominated he had K6 sooooted. A queen on the turn and were splitting it but then my jack comes on the river and I have about 9000 chips sitting in the top 10. I don’t do anything crazy and make it to the top 20 with about 15,000 chips. Not good cause I’m getting close to the 10bb mark. Then I get 46o in the small big blind and a guy limps utg with pkt3s ????? I flop a straight and check, he goes all in and I call and win the hand. I’m now the chip leader, with around 40- 45k . With 13 people left and top 20 getting $200 and 10th getting $300 I have pkt 5s in the small blind utg once again limps, the flop is 5 9 x, I check and the big blind goes all in with J9 I call and am fixing to have 120k with 12 people left about 40k more than 2nd place. The turn is another 9 and I now have a boat. At this point i'm not sure how many nines are left in the deck, but i think it is one. You guessed it 9 on the river. So I double this bitch up and am down to 40 something thousand again. I play kida aggressive and get my chipstack back up to 80k by check raising. Now were down to 7 players. 7th wins $800 and I am 2nd or 3rd in chips with about 90-100k I raise 3x with aj both blinds call. Flop is an ace, check check and I shove it in with top pair into an sizeable pot. The small blind thinks and makes the call with a6. Oh look at that a 6 on the turn and this @#$&* takes almost all my chips. I should have knocked her out and had six players and 180k in chips. I could have easily coasted to the final 2, and made at least $3600; with the winner taking home $5400. But no, I battle my way into the top six and bust out with kqo against 67o and cash for $1000. I have never in my life been so mad about winning $1000, I mean I’ve never even won $1000 before now. I just felt like it was my time for a big cash but I guess it was not meant to be. I think I will go hide under a rock. Hopefully no donkeys will find me there.

-dmoney67